superhydrophobic spray-on coating
why would you waste chocolate syrup on a shoe when you could use it more productively like in milk or on ice cream
dude that’s acrylic black paint.
no its chocolate syrup
no its says never give up
no its an mri scan
i ate horse once
i give you a hamburger
no this is patrick
Welcome to tumblr where shit makes no sense after about the 3rd comment but hell, we keep writing.
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk